Amidst controversy that makes Mike Tyson look like Snuffleupagus, Obama’s Green Czar, Van Jones, resigned from his sinecure. It’s too bad. We need Jones’s candid, uncalculated extremity because honesty is a mutation in the political climate that drives us to evolve. Veracity uncovers the fundamentals of popular issues so we can we can objectify them.
Arrested Development had it all: a handful of Emmys, more critical acclaim than Obama at an NAACP rally, and the best acting in a sitcom since Bob Saget’s wholesome charade on Full House. So why did no one watch it?
Last month, Barack Obama invited the Pittsburgh Steelers to the White House for dinner, chummy handshakes, and more scripted conversations than an episode ofThe Hills. But James Harrison, a Steelers linebacker and NFL defensive player of the year, declined the appeal.
In the year 2009… … Barack Obama will declare Opposite Day a national holiday. To celebrate, Toby Maguire will have sex with a woman. … Ralph Nader will finally do some good when he discovers the energy produced from his “bitter old man” twitch can power Chicago for three days.
An organism with deceitful cunning and awesome powers of exploitation has infested America. Girls, be on the lookout for this emotional suckerfish; and guys, to fall into this mindset is more emasculating than watching Sweet Home Alabama. I speak, of course, of the “Nice Guy.”