Yeah, I’m sick of hearing about Jared Lee Loughner too, especially since there will be no real news for a while except fingerpointing followed by pointing fingers at the fingerpointers. So let’s turn to a happier topic (and a more important one in the long run) and find out how Ron Paul will mess with
As the Left blames the Safeway Massacre on Palin, and the Right treats it as an anomaly, I had a different take. I wrote on Monday that, if anything besides total psychosis was to blame for the shooting, it was that politicians frustrate their constituents by failing to discuss real ideas for the sake of
It’s been a few days since the golden-voiced hobo, Ted Williams, went viral and got a job with the Cleveland Cavaliers. So it’s time to reflect on this story in order to learn from a man who went from homeless to living in Cleveland in less than a week. I guess when you put it
Red-winged black birds have been falling from the sky by the thousands in the South, and scientists have no idea why. I’m sure Al Gore has plenty of theories, but I also have an armchair and a big mouth, so anything I have to say will make just as much sense.
In the year 2011… … Michael Vick will win the NFL MVP award over Tom Brady, to which Glenn Beck with demand Vick’s birth certificate. … After calling Hollywood “conservative and homophobic,” Rupert Everett will just as accurately call his name “definitely not British.” … Every guy in the world will become Catholic when the
If Christians wanted to suck all the fun out of Christmas, then they could have at least devised a better mascot than Jesus. But I guess the same minds that would try to ruin fun would have a difficult time coming up with someone cooler than Santa.
It’s just as easy to love the founder of Wikileaks as it is to hate him. He’s courageous, but he looks like Eurotrash. He exposes the inherent corruption of bloated governments, but he does it for Eurotrash reasons. He raw dawgs his groupies, but his groupies are frumpy feminists.
Millions of job hunters are going to lose their unemployment benefits today, but it’s just as well. The government gives away much more money through programs besides welfare. To get this money, you just have to understand how the government operates, which, thankfully, isn’t that well.