The Winter Olympics is a time for good will, harmony, and most fittingly, criticizing the Olympians for having the prowess of Special Olympians minus the retard strength. Although Boulder types will lecture on Bode Miller’s impressive coordination despite a heroic intake of marijuana, glorified sledding is a far cry from guarding Lamar Odom, especially from
Arrested Development had it all: a handful of Emmys, more critical acclaim than Obama at an NAACP rally, and the best acting in a sitcom since Bob Saget’s wholesome charade on Full House. So why did no one watch it?
Last month, Barack Obama invited the Pittsburgh Steelers to the White House for dinner, chummy handshakes, and more scripted conversations than an episode ofThe Hills. But James Harrison, a Steelers linebacker and NFL defensive player of the year, declined the appeal.