I know this news is old, but now I have this separate blog on which I can concisely stamp news with my million-dollar brain. Anyway, Mark Sanford, the guy who left his wife for his South American mistress, proposed to his mistress last month. So I want to thank Sanford for demonstrating that when men stray, it’s not always because they’re assholes, no matter what Oprah, Tyra, The View, and every chick ever thinks. Usually, men are just sick of their wives.
And it’s not like this mistress is a 22-year-old ditz (not that there would be anything wrong with that). She’s a reporter pushing 50. Sanford just found somebody he likes better, and that’s totally fine. Sure he lied, but he’s from South Carolina. If you were living in Mecca, you’d lie about being a Muslim.